Warning
This post talks about religion and sex. Just ask yourself whether you can utter the word "sex" without any hesitation. If you can't, then this post is not for you. Please be warned.
I am proud for having born a Hindu and i m not jingoistic about it. Neither do i belong to the saffron brigade. Just like the longstanding question on whether there was ever a country called India as we know it now, I doubt whether there was really anything that was called Hinduism. What we now call Hinduism is how the West sees it. What could have happened was that after putting faiths like Jainism and Buddhism, which had a recorded history, into neat little boxes, as the western logic always requires, the historians would have just scooped up the leftovers and made up a medley and decided to call it Hinduism, after Hindustan, which was after the Indus.
So what is there to be proud about a religion that is made of such "left-overs"? What makes my heart swell when I think i am born a Hindu? It is just that Hinduism is much much deeper and multifaceted than any other religion on this whole wide world. Though I don't believe that Hinduism is a single religion, I just wonder at the co-existence (i know i cannot call it "peaceful", for bloody duels between various faiths is written all over our history) of so many beliefs like vaishnava, shaiva and what not in our country.
Whatever it was, India as a nation was certainly more liberal than it is today in its past. How else can you build a Khajuraho or write a KamaSutra? Down south, there is something called Kokkoka Saasthram, along the lines of KS. Cut and pan to today. Motha ulagathukkum vazhi kaatura maathiri namma oor aalu ezhuthuna oru great reference/handbook-a naamalae padikarathukkulla 1008 problem. But what to do, thirst for knowledge is so high. So, namma pasanga oor ellaam suthi epdiyaavathu unofficial versions vaangiduvaanga. Aanaa, supply economics wreaks a havoc. With so many knowledge-seekers, the demand-supply situation is heavily imbalanced. And with information asymmetry, there is no way to compare the products and prices and more often than not, you end up paying atrociously high prices. However, technology, especially internet, is a great enabler for knowledge sharing!!! Ennadaa ivan, ivlo kevalamaanavana irukkane nu yosikkireengala? If a guy says he hasn't done all this, know that he is lying through his teeth. If you really think he can't be lying, then run as fast and far as you can and call Will Smith/Tommy Lee Jones, ya the MIB team, and tell them you have a unearthly specimen.
So why this regressive thinking? One major reason could be, as Suresh pointed out, the fact that we were under British for over a century and that they followed a religion that cast sex as sin.
So why do I say so much about sex? Why do i say Hinduism is better than other monotheist religions like Christianity or Islam? It is because of their sexist attitude, the roots of which run deep into the basic understanding of sex. Sexual energy is the only energy available to man (woman). Before hitting out at me, just take a little time to think. The basic idea of culture/religion is to move man above his natural instincts to survive and mate (probably mating is also part of the instinct to survive through progeny). What after the basic instinct? BI 2 nu ratham varra maathiri kadikkaatheenga.
Let's revise a basic law from high school science class - Law of conservation of energy. Energy can neither be created nor destroyed, but can be transformed into another form. Anything fluid, be it water, electric current or sex energy, flows through the path of least resistance. The change is not possible by adding more resistance to the path. Resistance is temporary. Energy being active creates it own paths, which can be even more damaging. Transformation of the energy is the only solution. The question is how to bring about the redirection of the energy. How to create new paths for the energy to flow? Art, dance, song. Don't ask me what religion did the cave man follow when he danced around his woman or not? He could very well have danced and sung beautifully. It is just that religion provides a framework within which these can be performed.
Hinduism is the only religion, as far as i know, which celebrates sex while others condemn it in all ways, with little effect. In fact, the lingha form of Shiva, one of the important amd most popular Hindu gods, represents the male-female union. Just compare this with the approaches of other religions. All of them try to enslave man through the chains of guilt. By declaring the very core instinct of man as sin, they just make sure that there is no way to escape. And the preachers immediately get to sit on the "moral" high throne, from where they can look down and point fingers at the wretched souls who wallow in guilt they just created so craftily. Just think how Eve has been condemned all through for the original sin and thereby causing all the misery. As if Adam is perfect. Avanukku avlo arivu irunthaa Eve kitta "athu forbidden fruit. ennaala atha eduthu thara mudiyathu." nu solla vendiyathu thaane. And just think how we, who worshipped that very human union, have become "conservative" about it?
I don't mean that everything was perfect with Hinduism in the past. It never was and surely it would never be. Neither do i advocate mindless indulgence. In fact, i have no answer if you ask me: why such a liberal society, as i claim it to be, didn't come up with a steam engine. But, i am sure of one thing: sex is a basic instinct that will be present for ever. It cannot be won over by fighting; it has to be transformed. And Hinduism had much better understanding of man than any other religion.
Romba naal munnadi kavitha ezhutharaennu kirukkunathula irunthu rendu vari ippo solren. It would be very apt here.
Yethaiyum kadappathu kai koodum - athan
Vithaiyaai nirpathu kanda pin
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Monday, February 19, 2007
Is Coke God?
Note:
Ennada ivan aah-ooh na Suresh illa Usha blog pathi solraan? Sonthamaa yosikkave maattana nu yosikkatheenga. I just happened to start writing this post on reading the following quote on Suresh's blog and after the "Is there a God?" debate on Neeyaa-Naanaa program on Vijay TV (it was yucky anyway)
"If atheism is a religion, not collecting stamps is a hobby"
There is a major blunder in this apparently "brilliant" statement. Aama ivar periya nakkeerar parambara, sorkuttram, porutkuttram kandupichu solla vandhuttaru...!!! Anyway, religion is a state; hobby is an activity. Atheism is a state that is a negation of another state. Mind you, i din't say negative state: i said it is negation of another state. Nonetheless, both are states. It is a belief, either in the presence or absence of God. On the other hand, collecting stamps is a activity... (kandupuduchuttaruppa columbusu!!!), the absence of an activity doesn't lead to another activity. Just think about it.
Is there a God? Yes, if you believe it and No, if you don't. Well, that might seem too dumb, so uncharacteristic of the author of this blog. But, this requires some deep thought. I don't want to go into the tricky part of defining what is god. Throughout history, man has defined God as all that is unexplainable. Such complex issues are best left to theologians.
Let's focus on an even more important and practical question. Why do we need God? Religion is a tool to integrate oneself. To create an individual: to form the whole from pieces. As ironical as it may sound, I believe that was the purpose. After all, manitha manam oru kurangu. The mind is the most fluid of all things on earth and religion, being the tool used to integrate it, should have a certain structure, call it rigidity if you will. This necessitates rituals and symbols, which are more powerful than words, to create a sense of purpose. Just like the Coke bottle or the Mac golden arches or the Starbucks logo. Man cannot live without symbols, be it in the pitch dark caves of the stone age or in a sprawling penthouse in present day Manhattan.
Symbols are powerful and very personal. And therefore, often liable to be misinterpreted by others and sometimes even by those who use it. So is God just a symbol like the Coke bottle? Much more than that; religious symbols too convey a meaning but something that is much more deeper and valuable than these dumb logos. But, it is when these rituals lose their spirit or bhava and and symbols, their meaning, they become blind-faiths that so-called atheists, "the defenders of rationality", go on to ridicule ad nauseam. Every symbol has a deep meaning, it is us who have lost the keys to the rich secrets of these symbols.
I just hate these so-called atheists for the "superior intellect" that they assume they have just based on the "virtue" of 'denying God'. At best, almost all of these are pseudo-intellectuals who try to make themselves popular by being against something even more popular. You are bad, that makes me better. You dont know logic as we see it, that means we are from MIT. That's sickening reasoning, 'comrades'!!! Intha sabaiyil paattu ezhuthi per vaangum pulavargalum irukkiraargal, kuttram kandu pidithae per vaangum pulavargalum irukkirargal!!
And certainly there are some tools in religion that have outlived their utility and need to be repaired. Some are broken and need to be replaced. But, to claim intellectual superiority just based on denial of other's beliefs is too childish. I know this is the most cliched expression but i have to use it. All religions lead to God, just like all rivers flow into the ocean. Aanaa, problem enna na namma aalungalla pala per nadhikkaraila ukkaanthuttu ithula kulichaa thaan gnanam porakkumnu katha pesittae sethu poyidaraanga. Kadasivaraikkum yaarume nadhila yerangi kulikkarathae illa.
Osho used to say: There are two kinds of religion - one is the religion of the heart and another is the religion of the mind. Today, our hearts are dry and our minds are clouded. So we could follow neither the heart nor the mind. That explains the confusion.
Next: Hinduism - Answer for everything
Ennada ivan aah-ooh na Suresh illa Usha blog pathi solraan? Sonthamaa yosikkave maattana nu yosikkatheenga. I just happened to start writing this post on reading the following quote on Suresh's blog and after the "Is there a God?" debate on Neeyaa-Naanaa program on Vijay TV (it was yucky anyway)
"If atheism is a religion, not collecting stamps is a hobby"
There is a major blunder in this apparently "brilliant" statement. Aama ivar periya nakkeerar parambara, sorkuttram, porutkuttram kandupichu solla vandhuttaru...!!! Anyway, religion is a state; hobby is an activity. Atheism is a state that is a negation of another state. Mind you, i din't say negative state: i said it is negation of another state. Nonetheless, both are states. It is a belief, either in the presence or absence of God. On the other hand, collecting stamps is a activity... (kandupuduchuttaruppa columbusu!!!), the absence of an activity doesn't lead to another activity. Just think about it.
Is there a God? Yes, if you believe it and No, if you don't. Well, that might seem too dumb, so uncharacteristic of the author of this blog. But, this requires some deep thought. I don't want to go into the tricky part of defining what is god. Throughout history, man has defined God as all that is unexplainable. Such complex issues are best left to theologians.
Let's focus on an even more important and practical question. Why do we need God? Religion is a tool to integrate oneself. To create an individual: to form the whole from pieces. As ironical as it may sound, I believe that was the purpose. After all, manitha manam oru kurangu. The mind is the most fluid of all things on earth and religion, being the tool used to integrate it, should have a certain structure, call it rigidity if you will. This necessitates rituals and symbols, which are more powerful than words, to create a sense of purpose. Just like the Coke bottle or the Mac golden arches or the Starbucks logo. Man cannot live without symbols, be it in the pitch dark caves of the stone age or in a sprawling penthouse in present day Manhattan.
Symbols are powerful and very personal. And therefore, often liable to be misinterpreted by others and sometimes even by those who use it. So is God just a symbol like the Coke bottle? Much more than that; religious symbols too convey a meaning but something that is much more deeper and valuable than these dumb logos. But, it is when these rituals lose their spirit or bhava and and symbols, their meaning, they become blind-faiths that so-called atheists, "the defenders of rationality", go on to ridicule ad nauseam. Every symbol has a deep meaning, it is us who have lost the keys to the rich secrets of these symbols.
I just hate these so-called atheists for the "superior intellect" that they assume they have just based on the "virtue" of 'denying God'. At best, almost all of these are pseudo-intellectuals who try to make themselves popular by being against something even more popular. You are bad, that makes me better. You dont know logic as we see it, that means we are from MIT. That's sickening reasoning, 'comrades'!!! Intha sabaiyil paattu ezhuthi per vaangum pulavargalum irukkiraargal, kuttram kandu pidithae per vaangum pulavargalum irukkirargal!!
And certainly there are some tools in religion that have outlived their utility and need to be repaired. Some are broken and need to be replaced. But, to claim intellectual superiority just based on denial of other's beliefs is too childish. I know this is the most cliched expression but i have to use it. All religions lead to God, just like all rivers flow into the ocean. Aanaa, problem enna na namma aalungalla pala per nadhikkaraila ukkaanthuttu ithula kulichaa thaan gnanam porakkumnu katha pesittae sethu poyidaraanga. Kadasivaraikkum yaarume nadhila yerangi kulikkarathae illa.
Osho used to say: There are two kinds of religion - one is the religion of the heart and another is the religion of the mind. Today, our hearts are dry and our minds are clouded. So we could follow neither the heart nor the mind. That explains the confusion.
Next: Hinduism - Answer for everything
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Valentine's day special!!!!
Valentine's day a munnittu namma blog-la oru VIP guestoda interview.... Vazhakkamaa ellaa thinathukkum, be it, Independence day, Republic Day, Diwali, Pongal.. ellaathukkum ella channel-layum ethavathu marketae illaatha oru actor/actress interview thaan irukkum. This highly esteemed blog and its even more highly respected author, in line with their tradition of thinking different and intelligent, bring you, the most-intelligent souls on Mother Earth, a totally different experience for this fateful day!!!
Sari, program-ukku polaamaa? neenga ivlo neram kashtappattu yosichu vecha list-la irukkavanga yaarum illa. As we told, you this blog is Different!!! antha VIP vera yaarum illa... the balloon seller on the street...
Vaanga vaanga, vanakkam!!!
Interview-va Konjam seekiram mudichutteengannaa naan kelambuven. Time is wealthunga. Seekkiram ponaa 4 balloon serthu vithuduven. Apdiyae, innum neraya theru mudichuttu... beachukku poganum...
Unga business-a valathukka enna enna puthusaa seireenga?
Actuallaa paatheengannaa national level-la oru in-the-film promos thodarnthu pannittu irukkom. Enga promo la Shah Rukh la irunthu Jeyam Ravi varaikkum use pannirukkom.
Wow!! Shah Rukh Khan balloon vithaaraa? Nambavae mudiyalayae? Konjam puriyara maathiri sollreengalaa?
Athu illeenga. Main Hoon Na padathula paatheengannaa "Gori... Gori...", athaanga antha party song, athula paatheenganna fullaa white and red balloon use panni setting pottruppanga. Atha paathu Prabhu Deva-vum Nuvvosthanante Nenodhantanaa (happaa saami, padathukku peru vekkaaranga paaru... 7 mile neelathukku!!!) la athae maathiri pannaru. Aprom, Jeyam Raviyum avanga annan Remake Raja-vum Something Something padathulayum balloon-a use pannaanga.
Wow!! great!! Ellaa kadailayum thaan balloon kedaikuthu, avanga avangalae vaangi oothikka maattaangala? Appo unga business adi padaathaa?
illeenga athukku chancea illeenga.
Athu yepdi avlo sure-aa solreenga? Ethana padathula lover-oda moochu kathu irukkunnu hero kadaisi varaikkum antha balloon-a bathiramaa vechuruppaar?
Naan business nallaa pogum nu solrathukku kaaranam intha kaalathu pasangaloda intelligence thaanga kaaranam. Munna maathiri illa pasanga, neraya per MBA padichuttu thelivaayittanga. At least oru vishayathulayavathu, avanga padicha diversification principle-a apply pannraanga. Munna maathiri orey ponnukku mattum balloon kudukkarathu illa. Periya portfolio-vae vechurukkaanga. So engaloda regular customer segment la irunthu nalla demand irukkum. In fact, we expect the number and size of such portfolios to grow manifold. We further plan to promote this with "Hearts Highness", a popular crush contest wherein we ask "how many hearts do you have?" at the end of the day and the boy/gal with the highest number of hearts, i mean heart-shaped balloons, win exciting prizes including a year's supply of balloons!!!
Aamaa, entha maathiri balloonukku neraya demand irukkum?
Heart shape la irukka balloonukku thaanga yegappatta giraakki. Athuvum red colorla irunthaa thaan vaanguvaanga. Vera colorla irunthaa vaanga maattanga.
Sari, athu yen eppovum heart shapela balloon vikkireenga? Brain shape la vikka koodaathaa?
Athaavathu, kandippa irukkunnu therinja onna kudukkalaam. Neraya perukku irukkaa, illiyaa nu theriyaatha onna epdi gift-aa kudukkarathu... Brain shape balloon kudukkarathula neraya problem... The receiver might say "Why are you giving me brains? Don't you think I have one?" or (s)he might ask "unakku thaan yerkanave athu illaennu theriyum, aprom yenga irunthu itha pudicha? enakku venaam, neeyae vechukko. unakku thaan romba useful-laa irukkum..."
Exactly!! Vera enna enna plan vechurukkeenga...unga business-a improve panna?
Enga product positioning-a konjam maathi neraya different target segments-ku cater pannra maathiri promotion pannalaamnu irukkom.
Epdi? Can you please explain?
Of course, you know who the biggest target customer segment is - the easy-to-fool young softies and their "equally intelligent" relatives in ITES sectors.
We also try to target the loners with a philosophical bent with the mantra "kaayamae ithu poiyadaa, verum kaatradaitha paiyyadaa". Balloon exemplifies this important truth.
Ya, quite true. So how about people without gf/bf-s? How do you plan to cater ot their needs?
Some of what i am going to say now, i mean the positioning content, won't be suitable for children. [So the "good" people among the readers of this blog are advised to exercise their discretion and skip this answer and move on to the next question. Aprom vanthu enna paathu "ivlo kettavanaa nee?" apdinnu kekkaatheenga. Athaan sonnam la adutha questionukku pongannu... All this is the balloon seller's views.]
Of course, we plan to sell more to the winners, by highlighting the dual-purpose utility of our special balloons. For the losers, who have no gf/bf-s, we have the "Yeh dil do more" range of products. Made from imported wear and tear resistant rubber. Available in "exciting" forms. We believe this product range is going to be a rage among the Indian majority - i mean, the intelligent people who understand that a relationship with the opposite gender is essentially economic-loss making proposal and look out for smarter means to the end. And more than that, unlike the heart-shaped balloons which are seasonally driven, we expect the "Yeh dil do more" range to a be a major stable revenue source, for we see strong demand all through the year. So you will see a lot of innovation happening here on the material technology front and design forms in the coming years.
Just one more question. You seem to know a lot of marketing stuff? How come?
Well I am a marketing prof in a MBA institute. Money i get from selling balloons is much more than what i get for a year. And more over, I get free workforce: i meant the "intelligent" people who spend lakhs and lakhs, apart from their energy for preparing for the entrance exams, to get into MBA courses, especially marketing disciplines. I just design this as part of the on-the-field experience for the marketing "studs" among my students. Btw, however hard i try, finance guys are too intelligent!!!
Ok, thanks for your valuable time, Mr.Prof!!!
Sari, program-ukku polaamaa? neenga ivlo neram kashtappattu yosichu vecha list-la irukkavanga yaarum illa. As we told, you this blog is Different!!! antha VIP vera yaarum illa... the balloon seller on the street...
Vaanga vaanga, vanakkam!!!
Interview-va Konjam seekiram mudichutteengannaa naan kelambuven. Time is wealthunga. Seekkiram ponaa 4 balloon serthu vithuduven. Apdiyae, innum neraya theru mudichuttu... beachukku poganum...
Unga business-a valathukka enna enna puthusaa seireenga?
Actuallaa paatheengannaa national level-la oru in-the-film promos thodarnthu pannittu irukkom. Enga promo la Shah Rukh la irunthu Jeyam Ravi varaikkum use pannirukkom.
Wow!! Shah Rukh Khan balloon vithaaraa? Nambavae mudiyalayae? Konjam puriyara maathiri sollreengalaa?
Athu illeenga. Main Hoon Na padathula paatheengannaa "Gori... Gori...", athaanga antha party song, athula paatheenganna fullaa white and red balloon use panni setting pottruppanga. Atha paathu Prabhu Deva-vum Nuvvosthanante Nenodhantanaa (happaa saami, padathukku peru vekkaaranga paaru... 7 mile neelathukku!!!) la athae maathiri pannaru. Aprom, Jeyam Raviyum avanga annan Remake Raja-vum Something Something padathulayum balloon-a use pannaanga.
Wow!! great!! Ellaa kadailayum thaan balloon kedaikuthu, avanga avangalae vaangi oothikka maattaangala? Appo unga business adi padaathaa?
illeenga athukku chancea illeenga.
Athu yepdi avlo sure-aa solreenga? Ethana padathula lover-oda moochu kathu irukkunnu hero kadaisi varaikkum antha balloon-a bathiramaa vechuruppaar?
Naan business nallaa pogum nu solrathukku kaaranam intha kaalathu pasangaloda intelligence thaanga kaaranam. Munna maathiri illa pasanga, neraya per MBA padichuttu thelivaayittanga. At least oru vishayathulayavathu, avanga padicha diversification principle-a apply pannraanga. Munna maathiri orey ponnukku mattum balloon kudukkarathu illa. Periya portfolio-vae vechurukkaanga. So engaloda regular customer segment la irunthu nalla demand irukkum. In fact, we expect the number and size of such portfolios to grow manifold. We further plan to promote this with "Hearts Highness", a popular crush contest wherein we ask "how many hearts do you have?" at the end of the day and the boy/gal with the highest number of hearts, i mean heart-shaped balloons, win exciting prizes including a year's supply of balloons!!!
Aamaa, entha maathiri balloonukku neraya demand irukkum?
Heart shape la irukka balloonukku thaanga yegappatta giraakki. Athuvum red colorla irunthaa thaan vaanguvaanga. Vera colorla irunthaa vaanga maattanga.
Sari, athu yen eppovum heart shapela balloon vikkireenga? Brain shape la vikka koodaathaa?
Athaavathu, kandippa irukkunnu therinja onna kudukkalaam. Neraya perukku irukkaa, illiyaa nu theriyaatha onna epdi gift-aa kudukkarathu... Brain shape balloon kudukkarathula neraya problem... The receiver might say "Why are you giving me brains? Don't you think I have one?" or (s)he might ask "unakku thaan yerkanave athu illaennu theriyum, aprom yenga irunthu itha pudicha? enakku venaam, neeyae vechukko. unakku thaan romba useful-laa irukkum..."
Exactly!! Vera enna enna plan vechurukkeenga...unga business-a improve panna?
Enga product positioning-a konjam maathi neraya different target segments-ku cater pannra maathiri promotion pannalaamnu irukkom.
Epdi? Can you please explain?
Of course, you know who the biggest target customer segment is - the easy-to-fool young softies and their "equally intelligent" relatives in ITES sectors.
We also try to target the loners with a philosophical bent with the mantra "kaayamae ithu poiyadaa, verum kaatradaitha paiyyadaa". Balloon exemplifies this important truth.
Ya, quite true. So how about people without gf/bf-s? How do you plan to cater ot their needs?
Some of what i am going to say now, i mean the positioning content, won't be suitable for children. [So the "good" people among the readers of this blog are advised to exercise their discretion and skip this answer and move on to the next question. Aprom vanthu enna paathu "ivlo kettavanaa nee?" apdinnu kekkaatheenga. Athaan sonnam la adutha questionukku pongannu... All this is the balloon seller's views.]
Of course, we plan to sell more to the winners, by highlighting the dual-purpose utility of our special balloons. For the losers, who have no gf/bf-s, we have the "Yeh dil do more" range of products. Made from imported wear and tear resistant rubber. Available in "exciting" forms. We believe this product range is going to be a rage among the Indian majority - i mean, the intelligent people who understand that a relationship with the opposite gender is essentially economic-loss making proposal and look out for smarter means to the end. And more than that, unlike the heart-shaped balloons which are seasonally driven, we expect the "Yeh dil do more" range to a be a major stable revenue source, for we see strong demand all through the year. So you will see a lot of innovation happening here on the material technology front and design forms in the coming years.
Just one more question. You seem to know a lot of marketing stuff? How come?
Well I am a marketing prof in a MBA institute. Money i get from selling balloons is much more than what i get for a year. And more over, I get free workforce: i meant the "intelligent" people who spend lakhs and lakhs, apart from their energy for preparing for the entrance exams, to get into MBA courses, especially marketing disciplines. I just design this as part of the on-the-field experience for the marketing "studs" among my students. Btw, however hard i try, finance guys are too intelligent!!!
Ok, thanks for your valuable time, Mr.Prof!!!
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Coffee machinum, Kadavulin thoothargalum...
Neenga kudichathulayae kevalamaanaa coffee ethu? I bet it is the coffee you get served in the office, that is, if you have the luxury of getting it served at your desk. Office coffeeya kudichuttu neenga patta kodumaiya pathi anniyan.com la ezhuthi podunga. Avar Garuda Puraanathuppadi neethi vazhunguvaar!!!
1 cup paal la 1/2 cup thanni kalanthaa thappaa?
"athu epdinga thappaagum?"
Athae 1 cup paal la 1 cup thanni kalanthaa thappaa?
"athu epdeenga overflow aayidaathungala?"
Dei p********u, ithellaam nallaa kelu. naan ketta kelvikku bathil solludaa.
"aamaanga, thappu maathiri thaan theriyuthunga!"
Ippo, athae 1 cup paal la 1 flask thanni kalantha thappaa?
"aamaanga, romba periya thapputhaanga"
Appo, inimel daily nee potta coffeela 4 cup neeyae kudikkanum.
"ithukku poi ivlo periya thandanaingalaa?"
Dei venna, naan enna naattaamaiyaada, theerpa maathunnu solra. Naan anniyanda.... anniyanda.. anniyanda... [ellaam Vijaykanth padathula varra maathiri moonu moonu thadava sollanumaadaa ungalukku..!!]
(And Anniyan moves off with the grand background score, which apparently was a "inspiration" from the "Passion of Christ" bgm.)
Next comes the coffee from the vending machine in office.
Athu ennamo therila... enna marmamo therila, irukka ellaa officelayum coffee machinea manushanga yaarume (sometimes sunlight and air kooda) poga mudiyaatha eduthula thaan vechuruppaanga. Probably, i think it is part of the corporate etiquette.
Coffee machine ku poittu varrathae etho haunted house la horror ride poittu varra maathiri thaan irukkum!!! You would never know what all creatures you can find in that innocent looking coffee machine!!! Darwin's job would have been a lot easier if he had had access to a coffee machine in the present day offices: after all, where else can you find creatures from all the evolutionary stages that too all in one place? You name it, it has got it! I wouldn't be surprised if i find a T-rex in there tommorrow.
Aanaa, athula paarunga, ethu epdi irunthaalum, namma aalunga romba thairiyasaalinga. Namma aalungalukku ethayum thaangum idhayam, and athukkum mela, sorry keezha, ethayum thaangum vayiru! Veetula amma pottu tharra nalla coffeeya kudikka maattanga. Officela, kandathum kudiyirukkura kaapi machinela irunthu thaan 4-5 cup coffee styleaa kudippaanga. Ippo thaan yen namma aalunga officela coffee yum coke/pepsiyum maathi maathi kudikkaraangannu velanguthu... Coffeela irukka pest-a sari katta Coke la irukka pesticide! Despite the low grades i got in my marketing papers in my MBA, now I know why Coke sells Georgia Coffee machines too! And what better way to create demand for your supply!!! I would call this important phenomenon, product symbiosis (btw, i know it's not a complement!), the exact opposite of product cannibalization!!! I think Mr Kotler would include this valuable insight in his next book on marketing!!!
Ennada ivan title ku sambanthamae illaama Perarasu maathiri punch dialogue-aa pesittu irukkaanae? Tamil padam maathiri kadaisi varaikkum kathaikkae vara maattano nu bayappadaatheenga. Katha konjam chinnathu... athaan. Konjam extra comedy track ellaam serkka vendiyathaayiduchu. Now, kathaikku varuvom.
Ever wondered which is the most misunderstood poor creature in the world? Now don't tell me you don't have time for all such silly things. After all, you have had so much time to count how many times Jade abused our sweet siren Shilpa in Celebrity Big Brother? Ok, now for the answer. Cockroaches. No it isn't a typo. Cockroaches ellaam kadavulin thoothargal. Not many of you recognize that cockroaches are the most important of the Saviours of mankind that GOD has ever sent to us. Epdinnu kekkureengala?
Have you noticed that almost invariably you come across at least one cockroach, if not more, when you try to get a coffee from the vending machine in the office? Yen nu eppavaavathu yosichurukkeengala? They try to convey the message from God, which we seldom understand.
"Intha coffee ellaam unga nimmathiyaana thookkatha kedukka nadakkara periya sathi! All this is a part of a global scheme to extract more from employees by depriving them of their right to sleep."
Being the dumbest ever creation of God, (wo)man never listens to this warning from God. Some cockroaches that love you the most just drown themselves in the coffee just to save you for the day!!! Not even your boyfriend would do that for you!!!
To listen to the message from God, go nowhere. Go to to that vending machine in the most dreadful corner of your office. So, the next time you see those loving beings, say a whole hearted thanks as loudly as you can. Your colleagues might look at you like "how come you weren't wearing leaves and feathers?"
But, don't worry about those ignoramuses, let them drink the coffee, work harder and burn themselves, while you sleep at your desk all the way to God!!!
1 cup paal la 1/2 cup thanni kalanthaa thappaa?
"athu epdinga thappaagum?"
Athae 1 cup paal la 1 cup thanni kalanthaa thappaa?
"athu epdeenga overflow aayidaathungala?"
Dei p********u, ithellaam nallaa kelu. naan ketta kelvikku bathil solludaa.
"aamaanga, thappu maathiri thaan theriyuthunga!"
Ippo, athae 1 cup paal la 1 flask thanni kalantha thappaa?
"aamaanga, romba periya thapputhaanga"
Appo, inimel daily nee potta coffeela 4 cup neeyae kudikkanum.
"ithukku poi ivlo periya thandanaingalaa?"
Dei venna, naan enna naattaamaiyaada, theerpa maathunnu solra. Naan anniyanda.... anniyanda.. anniyanda... [ellaam Vijaykanth padathula varra maathiri moonu moonu thadava sollanumaadaa ungalukku..!!]
(And Anniyan moves off with the grand background score, which apparently was a "inspiration" from the "Passion of Christ" bgm.)
Next comes the coffee from the vending machine in office.
Athu ennamo therila... enna marmamo therila, irukka ellaa officelayum coffee machinea manushanga yaarume (sometimes sunlight and air kooda) poga mudiyaatha eduthula thaan vechuruppaanga. Probably, i think it is part of the corporate etiquette.
Coffee machine ku poittu varrathae etho haunted house la horror ride poittu varra maathiri thaan irukkum!!! You would never know what all creatures you can find in that innocent looking coffee machine!!! Darwin's job would have been a lot easier if he had had access to a coffee machine in the present day offices: after all, where else can you find creatures from all the evolutionary stages that too all in one place? You name it, it has got it! I wouldn't be surprised if i find a T-rex in there tommorrow.
Aanaa, athula paarunga, ethu epdi irunthaalum, namma aalunga romba thairiyasaalinga. Namma aalungalukku ethayum thaangum idhayam, and athukkum mela, sorry keezha, ethayum thaangum vayiru! Veetula amma pottu tharra nalla coffeeya kudikka maattanga. Officela, kandathum kudiyirukkura kaapi machinela irunthu thaan 4-5 cup coffee styleaa kudippaanga. Ippo thaan yen namma aalunga officela coffee yum coke/pepsiyum maathi maathi kudikkaraangannu velanguthu... Coffeela irukka pest-a sari katta Coke la irukka pesticide! Despite the low grades i got in my marketing papers in my MBA, now I know why Coke sells Georgia Coffee machines too! And what better way to create demand for your supply!!! I would call this important phenomenon, product symbiosis (btw, i know it's not a complement!), the exact opposite of product cannibalization!!! I think Mr Kotler would include this valuable insight in his next book on marketing!!!
Ennada ivan title ku sambanthamae illaama Perarasu maathiri punch dialogue-aa pesittu irukkaanae? Tamil padam maathiri kadaisi varaikkum kathaikkae vara maattano nu bayappadaatheenga. Katha konjam chinnathu... athaan. Konjam extra comedy track ellaam serkka vendiyathaayiduchu. Now, kathaikku varuvom.
Ever wondered which is the most misunderstood poor creature in the world? Now don't tell me you don't have time for all such silly things. After all, you have had so much time to count how many times Jade abused our sweet siren Shilpa in Celebrity Big Brother? Ok, now for the answer. Cockroaches. No it isn't a typo. Cockroaches ellaam kadavulin thoothargal. Not many of you recognize that cockroaches are the most important of the Saviours of mankind that GOD has ever sent to us. Epdinnu kekkureengala?
Have you noticed that almost invariably you come across at least one cockroach, if not more, when you try to get a coffee from the vending machine in the office? Yen nu eppavaavathu yosichurukkeengala? They try to convey the message from God, which we seldom understand.
"Intha coffee ellaam unga nimmathiyaana thookkatha kedukka nadakkara periya sathi! All this is a part of a global scheme to extract more from employees by depriving them of their right to sleep."
Being the dumbest ever creation of God, (wo)man never listens to this warning from God. Some cockroaches that love you the most just drown themselves in the coffee just to save you for the day!!! Not even your boyfriend would do that for you!!!
To listen to the message from God, go nowhere. Go to to that vending machine in the most dreadful corner of your office. So, the next time you see those loving beings, say a whole hearted thanks as loudly as you can. Your colleagues might look at you like "how come you weren't wearing leaves and feathers?"
But, don't worry about those ignoramuses, let them drink the coffee, work harder and burn themselves, while you sleep at your desk all the way to God!!!
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Udumalaipettaiyil irunthu Saravanan...
This is going to be so uncharacteristic of my previous posts. It is going to be longer than usual and almost all of it is in tamil. The tone of this post is highly inspired/influenced by Usha and Suresh. So warn pannalaennu pinnaala sollaathinga. Unakkulla ipdi oru anniyaanaa/ virumaandiyaa nu kekkureengala? Ellaarukkulayum oru kozhandhai as well as oru kuttisaathan irukkum. Ithu SK vin kuttisathaan neram.
Receptions attend panrathula irukka kashta nashtangala pathi ungalukku naan solli theriya vendiyathu illa. Figures. Fun. Food. (not necessarily in the same order!!!) Athulayum paarunga friends receptionukku porathula neraya plus irukku. Orey kallula ombothu maanga adikkalaam! Enna da ivan odd numberaa solraanaennu thappu thappaa nenaikkareengala? How long do we keep sayin orey kallula rendu maanga... oru learning curve effect ellaam kanakkula eduthukka venaamaa... varushakkanakkaa train panni rendu mattum thaanaa.... n more over this is even more rhythmic. ;)
Aanaa, sonthakkaranga weddingku porathula yegappatta lollu: onnaa... rendaa... eduthu solla. First and foremost, namma freedom totally gone. Namma Michel Adam oda FTv ya thookkam kettu vidiya vidiya paathu paathu kashtappattu valathukkitta international fashion knowledge ellaam demo panna mudiyaathu! Deejentaa i mean decentaa dress pannittu poganum, yennaa adutha surukku kayiru namakkaaga kooda irukkalaam. So thappikkanumnaa paratta thalaiyoda oru rangeaa ponaa thaan mudiyum. Aanaa amma kitta yaaru thittu vaangarathu? "Yenda ipdi en maanatha vaangara. Innikkaavathu thalaikku konjam enna pottu seevi, konjam decentaa dress panna koodaathaa?"
Ithukketha maathiri sonthakkara paiyyan evanaavathu oruthan apdiyae etho MNC interviewku pora rangela vandhuruppaan. (Namma thaan interviewukkae kooda decentaa ponathaa history geography ethuvum kedayaathae!! After all, losing one's Individual identity is more dangerous than death nu Gita la Krishnar sonnathaa thalaivar Osho sollirukkaar!!)
"Avana paaru, evlo nallaa dress pannittu vandhurukkaan. Un moonjiya poi kannaadila paaru. Intha latchanathula naan epdi unakku nee kekkara maathiri azhagaana ponnaa paakkarathu. Intha kaalathu ponnungalukku ellaam konjam kozhuppu jaasthi. (ok ok this s MY valuable insight!) Nalla velai la irunthaa mattum poraathu, paakkarathukum nallaa azhagaa Hritik maathiri irukkanum." Hrithik maathiri irunthaa Naan yen ipdi oru moonjiya kattren... naanum apdiyae oru Rani Mukherjee, Deepika Padukone nu poga maattenaa. Grrrr. Namma udane diplomaticaa "Ennoda nalla Manasa mattum paakkura ponnaa paarunga.. pothum" Athu epdi manasa paakkarathunnu enakkum theriyaathu. Unga yaarukkavathu therinjurunthaa sollunga. Punniyamaa pogum!!!
Innum neraya comedy nadakkum. Oru sila per apdiyae sales agents kanakkaa tie katti (intha vegaatha veyyila... ennaangadaa dei!!) shoe ellaam pottuttu vandhu scene poduvaanunga. Innum sila per oru padi mela poi coat-suitngara per la yetho onna maattikittu yetho Bill Gates maathiri moonjiya vechuttu suthuvaanunga. Athuvum intha maapla veettu la irukka pasanga irukkanungalae avanunga lollu thaan jaasthiyaa irukkum. Chinna chinna pasanga ellaam kooda coata maattittu koduma pannuvaanunga. Ponnunga dress kekkavae venaam. Namma konjam nostalgic feelings la engeyaavathu pavada dhaavani kannula thattu padumaannu paathaa onnum irukkathu. Ellaam kannaadi, jimki, mani, muthu nu keela kedakkara ellaa thundu thukkadaakkala vechu thechcha "fancy" chudidhaar pottuttu ramp walk panni alahu kaattuvaanga.
Aprom, almost ellaarum therinjavangalaa iruppaanga, i mean at least appa amma ku therinjavanga. Oru oramaa othungi nimmathiyaa namakku pudichavangala oru kalai paarvaiyoda paakka kooda mudiyaathu. Aalaalukku maathi maathi "ennappa epdi irukka, enga vela seira..." nu kettu kodaivaanga. Ellaathukkum vazhinjukkitte bathil sollanum. Ellaam aduthu antha appaavi paiyyana maatti vidurathukku thaan. "Sandhosamaa irukkaennaa sollu, aduthu varra nalla muhoorthamaa paathu orey podaa bali potruvom..."
Ithu kooda paravayilla, "Evlo sambaarikkara?" nu innum investigation vera. Haiyo kadavulae, ponnunga kitta vayasa (aamaam periya thangamala ragasiyam... paathaalae theriyum ara kelavi aayachunnu!!!) kekka koodathunnu solra maathiri oru paiyyan kitta salarya thayavu senju kekkaatheenga!!! Ithukku bayanthe neraya per weddings attend panrathae illa. Itha vida koduma ennannaa, salarya kettuttu "Nee padicha padippukku ivlo kammiya thaanaa kedaikkuthu. Enga annan paiyyan unna vida sumaaraa thaan padichaan, aanaa innikku singapore la irukkaan. Nalla salary. Neeyum yen angallaam try panna koodaathu. Venumnaa sollu, naan avan kitta pesi vela ethavathu irukkaannu try panna solren." nu Free Career Counseling vera!!
Innum konja methaavinga apdiyae e-n-g-l-i-s-h (athaanga broken english nu solluvaangalae!!) la pesi kolluvaanga. Etho MBA padichuttengarathukkaaga nammalum athae e-n-g-l-i-s-h la naalu vartha pesittu essaagarathukkulla uyir poidum. Athuvum, ethaavathu central govt employeesaa irunthutta avlo thaan... tholanjom. "In 1978, i think, appo ellaam nee poranthurukka kooda maatta nu nenakkiraen..."
[Ayya, obviously,enga appa amma kalyaname athukkapuram thaan nadanthuthu!!! Btw, ungalukku konjam sumaaraa oru ponnu irukkumae, Chennaila engineering padikkuthae, atha yen koootittu varala, naanum engg padichurukken... ethaavathu doubt, books venumnaa contact panna sollunga.."] ellaam mindla odum, vaaya thoranthu solla mudiyaathu: namma thaan romba mariyathai therinja paiyyanaache!!
Sari paravaayilla da Saravana, vaazhkainaa ipdi naalum irukkum. Athukkunnu nambikkai ilakka koodathu, nambikkai thaan vaazhkai nnu namma manasa thettittu ponaa, Vithi superaa sadugudu vilayaadum. All coz of time and place of birth!!
"Yenga... unga rangekku etho oru eeyamo, pithalaiyo, poosunatho, poosaathatho, athu maathiri irukkarathungala paakka koodathungalaa? Apdi paathaa unga maanathukku yethaavathu izhukku vandhudungalaa?" nu Koundamani kekkara maathiri yetho onnunaalum paravayillannu othukkarathukku namma Royal taste and thanmaanam vittu kudukkaathu. Namma apdiyae Mani Ratnam heroine maathiri illa theduvom.
"Naan epdi irunthaalum paravavilayilla, nee nallaa irukkanum" nu solrathukku artham ithu thaan!!! ;)
Aanaa, 7 1/2 thaan namma koodavae poranthathaachae!!! Dates vaangara rangela (naan heroine callsheet rangeukku sollala... i mean pericham pazham) kooda onnum irukkaathu. Muyarichi udayaar igalchi adayaar... aduthathula paathukkalaam nu seermigu Chennai ku thirumba vendiyathu thaan!
Intha kedu ketta pozhappa pathi ivlo ezhuthittu irukkiyae, unakku vela vetti illiyaa? nu kekkara methaavinga, Stop. One nimit! Ithayum ukkaanthu padikkireengalae ungala vidavaa naan vettiyaa irukken? Sollunga....
Receptions attend panrathula irukka kashta nashtangala pathi ungalukku naan solli theriya vendiyathu illa. Figures. Fun. Food. (not necessarily in the same order!!!) Athulayum paarunga friends receptionukku porathula neraya plus irukku. Orey kallula ombothu maanga adikkalaam! Enna da ivan odd numberaa solraanaennu thappu thappaa nenaikkareengala? How long do we keep sayin orey kallula rendu maanga... oru learning curve effect ellaam kanakkula eduthukka venaamaa... varushakkanakkaa train panni rendu mattum thaanaa.... n more over this is even more rhythmic. ;)
Aanaa, sonthakkaranga weddingku porathula yegappatta lollu: onnaa... rendaa... eduthu solla. First and foremost, namma freedom totally gone. Namma Michel Adam oda FTv ya thookkam kettu vidiya vidiya paathu paathu kashtappattu valathukkitta international fashion knowledge ellaam demo panna mudiyaathu! Deejentaa i mean decentaa dress pannittu poganum, yennaa adutha surukku kayiru namakkaaga kooda irukkalaam. So thappikkanumnaa paratta thalaiyoda oru rangeaa ponaa thaan mudiyum. Aanaa amma kitta yaaru thittu vaangarathu? "Yenda ipdi en maanatha vaangara. Innikkaavathu thalaikku konjam enna pottu seevi, konjam decentaa dress panna koodaathaa?"
Ithukketha maathiri sonthakkara paiyyan evanaavathu oruthan apdiyae etho MNC interviewku pora rangela vandhuruppaan. (Namma thaan interviewukkae kooda decentaa ponathaa history geography ethuvum kedayaathae!! After all, losing one's Individual identity is more dangerous than death nu Gita la Krishnar sonnathaa thalaivar Osho sollirukkaar!!)
"Avana paaru, evlo nallaa dress pannittu vandhurukkaan. Un moonjiya poi kannaadila paaru. Intha latchanathula naan epdi unakku nee kekkara maathiri azhagaana ponnaa paakkarathu. Intha kaalathu ponnungalukku ellaam konjam kozhuppu jaasthi. (ok ok this s MY valuable insight!) Nalla velai la irunthaa mattum poraathu, paakkarathukum nallaa azhagaa Hritik maathiri irukkanum." Hrithik maathiri irunthaa Naan yen ipdi oru moonjiya kattren... naanum apdiyae oru Rani Mukherjee, Deepika Padukone nu poga maattenaa. Grrrr. Namma udane diplomaticaa "Ennoda nalla Manasa mattum paakkura ponnaa paarunga.. pothum" Athu epdi manasa paakkarathunnu enakkum theriyaathu. Unga yaarukkavathu therinjurunthaa sollunga. Punniyamaa pogum!!!
Innum neraya comedy nadakkum. Oru sila per apdiyae sales agents kanakkaa tie katti (intha vegaatha veyyila... ennaangadaa dei!!) shoe ellaam pottuttu vandhu scene poduvaanunga. Innum sila per oru padi mela poi coat-suitngara per la yetho onna maattikittu yetho Bill Gates maathiri moonjiya vechuttu suthuvaanunga. Athuvum intha maapla veettu la irukka pasanga irukkanungalae avanunga lollu thaan jaasthiyaa irukkum. Chinna chinna pasanga ellaam kooda coata maattittu koduma pannuvaanunga. Ponnunga dress kekkavae venaam. Namma konjam nostalgic feelings la engeyaavathu pavada dhaavani kannula thattu padumaannu paathaa onnum irukkathu. Ellaam kannaadi, jimki, mani, muthu nu keela kedakkara ellaa thundu thukkadaakkala vechu thechcha "fancy" chudidhaar pottuttu ramp walk panni alahu kaattuvaanga.
Aprom, almost ellaarum therinjavangalaa iruppaanga, i mean at least appa amma ku therinjavanga. Oru oramaa othungi nimmathiyaa namakku pudichavangala oru kalai paarvaiyoda paakka kooda mudiyaathu. Aalaalukku maathi maathi "ennappa epdi irukka, enga vela seira..." nu kettu kodaivaanga. Ellaathukkum vazhinjukkitte bathil sollanum. Ellaam aduthu antha appaavi paiyyana maatti vidurathukku thaan. "Sandhosamaa irukkaennaa sollu, aduthu varra nalla muhoorthamaa paathu orey podaa bali potruvom..."
Ithu kooda paravayilla, "Evlo sambaarikkara?" nu innum investigation vera. Haiyo kadavulae, ponnunga kitta vayasa (aamaam periya thangamala ragasiyam... paathaalae theriyum ara kelavi aayachunnu!!!) kekka koodathunnu solra maathiri oru paiyyan kitta salarya thayavu senju kekkaatheenga!!! Ithukku bayanthe neraya per weddings attend panrathae illa. Itha vida koduma ennannaa, salarya kettuttu "Nee padicha padippukku ivlo kammiya thaanaa kedaikkuthu. Enga annan paiyyan unna vida sumaaraa thaan padichaan, aanaa innikku singapore la irukkaan. Nalla salary. Neeyum yen angallaam try panna koodaathu. Venumnaa sollu, naan avan kitta pesi vela ethavathu irukkaannu try panna solren." nu Free Career Counseling vera!!
Innum konja methaavinga apdiyae e-n-g-l-i-s-h (athaanga broken english nu solluvaangalae!!) la pesi kolluvaanga. Etho MBA padichuttengarathukkaaga nammalum athae e-n-g-l-i-s-h la naalu vartha pesittu essaagarathukkulla uyir poidum. Athuvum, ethaavathu central govt employeesaa irunthutta avlo thaan... tholanjom. "In 1978, i think, appo ellaam nee poranthurukka kooda maatta nu nenakkiraen..."
[Ayya, obviously,enga appa amma kalyaname athukkapuram thaan nadanthuthu!!! Btw, ungalukku konjam sumaaraa oru ponnu irukkumae, Chennaila engineering padikkuthae, atha yen koootittu varala, naanum engg padichurukken... ethaavathu doubt, books venumnaa contact panna sollunga.."] ellaam mindla odum, vaaya thoranthu solla mudiyaathu: namma thaan romba mariyathai therinja paiyyanaache!!
Sari paravaayilla da Saravana, vaazhkainaa ipdi naalum irukkum. Athukkunnu nambikkai ilakka koodathu, nambikkai thaan vaazhkai nnu namma manasa thettittu ponaa, Vithi superaa sadugudu vilayaadum. All coz of time and place of birth!!
"Yenga... unga rangekku etho oru eeyamo, pithalaiyo, poosunatho, poosaathatho, athu maathiri irukkarathungala paakka koodathungalaa? Apdi paathaa unga maanathukku yethaavathu izhukku vandhudungalaa?" nu Koundamani kekkara maathiri yetho onnunaalum paravayillannu othukkarathukku namma Royal taste and thanmaanam vittu kudukkaathu. Namma apdiyae Mani Ratnam heroine maathiri illa theduvom.
"Naan epdi irunthaalum paravavilayilla, nee nallaa irukkanum" nu solrathukku artham ithu thaan!!! ;)
Aanaa, 7 1/2 thaan namma koodavae poranthathaachae!!! Dates vaangara rangela (naan heroine callsheet rangeukku sollala... i mean pericham pazham) kooda onnum irukkaathu. Muyarichi udayaar igalchi adayaar... aduthathula paathukkalaam nu seermigu Chennai ku thirumba vendiyathu thaan!
Intha kedu ketta pozhappa pathi ivlo ezhuthittu irukkiyae, unakku vela vetti illiyaa? nu kekkara methaavinga, Stop. One nimit! Ithayum ukkaanthu padikkireengalae ungala vidavaa naan vettiyaa irukken? Sollunga....
Sunday, February 04, 2007
Lies, sweet lies...
Lie is beautiful.
If it is not, what else can be? Right?
The most beautiful things in life are lies. It has to be that way. Always an "unheard song is sweeter". Anything that comes into the realm of reality loses its beauty. So if you find something to be beautiful, it has to be a lie. ;)
Man is made to lie. Reality is so dumb, dry and boring that you don't need brains to do anything with it. It is lies that require to be nourished by your creative juices. In fact, reality is a myth. Reality is a lie that is conceived badly and constructed imperfectly.
If you want to be human, you have no other choice but to lie. Any doubts? Consider this. The only stuff that separates man from his predecssors in the evolutionary spiral is creativity. Or should I call it a maze and not a spiral, which implies a progress/hierarchy, considering that we tend to shuttle between different cells/stages and most often, find ourselves totally lost and in places that we wouldn't want to be. Now, if you ever want to be creative , you got to lie. After all, creativity is essentially lying to yourself and of course to others that this is not IT. The essence of creativity is challenging reality. It is about thinking beyond. So, it is essential to lie if you want to be human.
If somebody finds that you were bluffing: don't panic and run like a fool to switch your faith to truth. Just know that all that is needed is that your lies got to get better and necessarily bigger.
For instance, if a girl asks you to stop lying when you tell her she is beautiful, don't do just that. All that she wants is a much bigger lie that brings a burp. So, for starters, you can say she is better than aish and then move on to serve her a multi-course meal depending on your creativity. Or another lie that works better: more than wanting to know what you think about her beauty, i think she would be happier to hear you say that aish is uglier than her. Although both mean essentially the same, the second one has a much stronger emotional appeal. ;)
You can get the help of so many philosophical bestsellers for improving your skills of creating the alternatives to truth or if you have enough money and don't know what to do with it, do an MBA. You will learn how to lie not only with words but also with numbers.
As Indians, we are a bunch that always has been fascinated by our own ability to stick to the truth. This has far deeper implications than you can possibly imagine. You haven't had even a glimpse of it even in your wildest dreams. Let me explain. As a nation, we have always been in the search, which is destined to be futile, for the "ultimate, beautiful, pristine truth". For that "beautiful truth" is a well-conceived and perfectly perpetuated lie . Such perfect lies are more dangerous than any dictators the world has seen. The damage they do is insidious and lasts for generations together. Lies are like fully loaded guns, your life rests on which side of it you are. For long, we have locked up our creativity in the name of honesty and we have been at the receiving end of bigger and bigger lies, which is why we were fooled by a bunch of pigtail sporting liars from far across. Even now, the scene hasn't changed much and most of us stay at the same receiving end. It is high time we unleashed our creativity and started telling bigger and bigger lies. All said, creative people in the west keep weaving bigger and better lies that always win.
Of course, i know, in the long run, truth alone triumphs. But, in the long run, everybody would be dead, as Keynes says.
Tail piece:
If you find this to be a beautiful piece of prose, you are absolutely right: very very rarely truth is beautiful and THIS is one such instance. Better believe that and intensify your lying process.
On the other hand, if you think it is ugly, then you are abnormal: you do have a knack of understanding the truth on the face of it for as i said nothing except lies can be beautiful.
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