This is going to be so uncharacteristic of my previous posts. It is going to be longer than usual and almost all of it is in tamil. The tone of this post is highly inspired/influenced by Usha and Suresh. So warn pannalaennu pinnaala sollaathinga. Unakkulla ipdi oru anniyaanaa/ virumaandiyaa nu kekkureengala? Ellaarukkulayum oru kozhandhai as well as oru kuttisaathan irukkum. Ithu SK vin kuttisathaan neram.
Receptions attend panrathula irukka kashta nashtangala pathi ungalukku naan solli theriya vendiyathu illa. Figures. Fun. Food. (not necessarily in the same order!!!) Athulayum paarunga friends receptionukku porathula neraya plus irukku. Orey kallula ombothu maanga adikkalaam! Enna da ivan odd numberaa solraanaennu thappu thappaa nenaikkareengala? How long do we keep sayin orey kallula rendu maanga... oru learning curve effect ellaam kanakkula eduthukka venaamaa... varushakkanakkaa train panni rendu mattum thaanaa.... n more over this is even more rhythmic. ;)
Aanaa, sonthakkaranga weddingku porathula yegappatta lollu: onnaa... rendaa... eduthu solla. First and foremost, namma freedom totally gone. Namma Michel Adam oda FTv ya thookkam kettu vidiya vidiya paathu paathu kashtappattu valathukkitta international fashion knowledge ellaam demo panna mudiyaathu! Deejentaa i mean decentaa dress pannittu poganum, yennaa adutha surukku kayiru namakkaaga kooda irukkalaam. So thappikkanumnaa paratta thalaiyoda oru rangeaa ponaa thaan mudiyum. Aanaa amma kitta yaaru thittu vaangarathu? "Yenda ipdi en maanatha vaangara. Innikkaavathu thalaikku konjam enna pottu seevi, konjam decentaa dress panna koodaathaa?"
Ithukketha maathiri sonthakkara paiyyan evanaavathu oruthan apdiyae etho MNC interviewku pora rangela vandhuruppaan. (Namma thaan interviewukkae kooda decentaa ponathaa history geography ethuvum kedayaathae!! After all, losing one's Individual identity is more dangerous than death nu Gita la Krishnar sonnathaa thalaivar Osho sollirukkaar!!)
"Avana paaru, evlo nallaa dress pannittu vandhurukkaan. Un moonjiya poi kannaadila paaru. Intha latchanathula naan epdi unakku nee kekkara maathiri azhagaana ponnaa paakkarathu. Intha kaalathu ponnungalukku ellaam konjam kozhuppu jaasthi. (ok ok this s MY valuable insight!) Nalla velai la irunthaa mattum poraathu, paakkarathukum nallaa azhagaa Hritik maathiri irukkanum." Hrithik maathiri irunthaa Naan yen ipdi oru moonjiya kattren... naanum apdiyae oru Rani Mukherjee, Deepika Padukone nu poga maattenaa. Grrrr. Namma udane diplomaticaa "Ennoda nalla Manasa mattum paakkura ponnaa paarunga.. pothum" Athu epdi manasa paakkarathunnu enakkum theriyaathu. Unga yaarukkavathu therinjurunthaa sollunga. Punniyamaa pogum!!!
Innum neraya comedy nadakkum. Oru sila per apdiyae sales agents kanakkaa tie katti (intha vegaatha veyyila... ennaangadaa dei!!) shoe ellaam pottuttu vandhu scene poduvaanunga. Innum sila per oru padi mela poi coat-suitngara per la yetho onna maattikittu yetho Bill Gates maathiri moonjiya vechuttu suthuvaanunga. Athuvum intha maapla veettu la irukka pasanga irukkanungalae avanunga lollu thaan jaasthiyaa irukkum. Chinna chinna pasanga ellaam kooda coata maattittu koduma pannuvaanunga. Ponnunga dress kekkavae venaam. Namma konjam nostalgic feelings la engeyaavathu pavada dhaavani kannula thattu padumaannu paathaa onnum irukkathu. Ellaam kannaadi, jimki, mani, muthu nu keela kedakkara ellaa thundu thukkadaakkala vechu thechcha "fancy" chudidhaar pottuttu ramp walk panni alahu kaattuvaanga.
Aprom, almost ellaarum therinjavangalaa iruppaanga, i mean at least appa amma ku therinjavanga. Oru oramaa othungi nimmathiyaa namakku pudichavangala oru kalai paarvaiyoda paakka kooda mudiyaathu. Aalaalukku maathi maathi "ennappa epdi irukka, enga vela seira..." nu kettu kodaivaanga. Ellaathukkum vazhinjukkitte bathil sollanum. Ellaam aduthu antha appaavi paiyyana maatti vidurathukku thaan. "Sandhosamaa irukkaennaa sollu, aduthu varra nalla muhoorthamaa paathu orey podaa bali potruvom..."
Ithu kooda paravayilla, "Evlo sambaarikkara?" nu innum investigation vera. Haiyo kadavulae, ponnunga kitta vayasa (aamaam periya thangamala ragasiyam... paathaalae theriyum ara kelavi aayachunnu!!!) kekka koodathunnu solra maathiri oru paiyyan kitta salarya thayavu senju kekkaatheenga!!! Ithukku bayanthe neraya per weddings attend panrathae illa. Itha vida koduma ennannaa, salarya kettuttu "Nee padicha padippukku ivlo kammiya thaanaa kedaikkuthu. Enga annan paiyyan unna vida sumaaraa thaan padichaan, aanaa innikku singapore la irukkaan. Nalla salary. Neeyum yen angallaam try panna koodaathu. Venumnaa sollu, naan avan kitta pesi vela ethavathu irukkaannu try panna solren." nu Free Career Counseling vera!!
Innum konja methaavinga apdiyae e-n-g-l-i-s-h (athaanga broken english nu solluvaangalae!!) la pesi kolluvaanga. Etho MBA padichuttengarathukkaaga nammalum athae e-n-g-l-i-s-h la naalu vartha pesittu essaagarathukkulla uyir poidum. Athuvum, ethaavathu central govt employeesaa irunthutta avlo thaan... tholanjom. "In 1978, i think, appo ellaam nee poranthurukka kooda maatta nu nenakkiraen..."
[Ayya, obviously,enga appa amma kalyaname athukkapuram thaan nadanthuthu!!! Btw, ungalukku konjam sumaaraa oru ponnu irukkumae, Chennaila engineering padikkuthae, atha yen koootittu varala, naanum engg padichurukken... ethaavathu doubt, books venumnaa contact panna sollunga.."] ellaam mindla odum, vaaya thoranthu solla mudiyaathu: namma thaan romba mariyathai therinja paiyyanaache!!
Sari paravaayilla da Saravana, vaazhkainaa ipdi naalum irukkum. Athukkunnu nambikkai ilakka koodathu, nambikkai thaan vaazhkai nnu namma manasa thettittu ponaa, Vithi superaa sadugudu vilayaadum. All coz of time and place of birth!!
"Yenga... unga rangekku etho oru eeyamo, pithalaiyo, poosunatho, poosaathatho, athu maathiri irukkarathungala paakka koodathungalaa? Apdi paathaa unga maanathukku yethaavathu izhukku vandhudungalaa?" nu Koundamani kekkara maathiri yetho onnunaalum paravayillannu othukkarathukku namma Royal taste and thanmaanam vittu kudukkaathu. Namma apdiyae Mani Ratnam heroine maathiri illa theduvom.
"Naan epdi irunthaalum paravavilayilla, nee nallaa irukkanum" nu solrathukku artham ithu thaan!!! ;)
Aanaa, 7 1/2 thaan namma koodavae poranthathaachae!!! Dates vaangara rangela (naan heroine callsheet rangeukku sollala... i mean pericham pazham) kooda onnum irukkaathu. Muyarichi udayaar igalchi adayaar... aduthathula paathukkalaam nu seermigu Chennai ku thirumba vendiyathu thaan!
Intha kedu ketta pozhappa pathi ivlo ezhuthittu irukkiyae, unakku vela vetti illiyaa? nu kekkara methaavinga, Stop. One nimit! Ithayum ukkaanthu padikkireengalae ungala vidavaa naan vettiyaa irukken? Sollunga....
Receptions attend panrathula irukka kashta nashtangala pathi ungalukku naan solli theriya vendiyathu illa. Figures. Fun. Food. (not necessarily in the same order!!!) Athulayum paarunga friends receptionukku porathula neraya plus irukku. Orey kallula ombothu maanga adikkalaam! Enna da ivan odd numberaa solraanaennu thappu thappaa nenaikkareengala? How long do we keep sayin orey kallula rendu maanga... oru learning curve effect ellaam kanakkula eduthukka venaamaa... varushakkanakkaa train panni rendu mattum thaanaa.... n more over this is even more rhythmic. ;)
Aanaa, sonthakkaranga weddingku porathula yegappatta lollu: onnaa... rendaa... eduthu solla. First and foremost, namma freedom totally gone. Namma Michel Adam oda FTv ya thookkam kettu vidiya vidiya paathu paathu kashtappattu valathukkitta international fashion knowledge ellaam demo panna mudiyaathu! Deejentaa i mean decentaa dress pannittu poganum, yennaa adutha surukku kayiru namakkaaga kooda irukkalaam. So thappikkanumnaa paratta thalaiyoda oru rangeaa ponaa thaan mudiyum. Aanaa amma kitta yaaru thittu vaangarathu? "Yenda ipdi en maanatha vaangara. Innikkaavathu thalaikku konjam enna pottu seevi, konjam decentaa dress panna koodaathaa?"
Ithukketha maathiri sonthakkara paiyyan evanaavathu oruthan apdiyae etho MNC interviewku pora rangela vandhuruppaan. (Namma thaan interviewukkae kooda decentaa ponathaa history geography ethuvum kedayaathae!! After all, losing one's Individual identity is more dangerous than death nu Gita la Krishnar sonnathaa thalaivar Osho sollirukkaar!!)
"Avana paaru, evlo nallaa dress pannittu vandhurukkaan. Un moonjiya poi kannaadila paaru. Intha latchanathula naan epdi unakku nee kekkara maathiri azhagaana ponnaa paakkarathu. Intha kaalathu ponnungalukku ellaam konjam kozhuppu jaasthi. (ok ok this s MY valuable insight!) Nalla velai la irunthaa mattum poraathu, paakkarathukum nallaa azhagaa Hritik maathiri irukkanum." Hrithik maathiri irunthaa Naan yen ipdi oru moonjiya kattren... naanum apdiyae oru Rani Mukherjee, Deepika Padukone nu poga maattenaa. Grrrr. Namma udane diplomaticaa "Ennoda nalla Manasa mattum paakkura ponnaa paarunga.. pothum" Athu epdi manasa paakkarathunnu enakkum theriyaathu. Unga yaarukkavathu therinjurunthaa sollunga. Punniyamaa pogum!!!
Innum neraya comedy nadakkum. Oru sila per apdiyae sales agents kanakkaa tie katti (intha vegaatha veyyila... ennaangadaa dei!!) shoe ellaam pottuttu vandhu scene poduvaanunga. Innum sila per oru padi mela poi coat-suitngara per la yetho onna maattikittu yetho Bill Gates maathiri moonjiya vechuttu suthuvaanunga. Athuvum intha maapla veettu la irukka pasanga irukkanungalae avanunga lollu thaan jaasthiyaa irukkum. Chinna chinna pasanga ellaam kooda coata maattittu koduma pannuvaanunga. Ponnunga dress kekkavae venaam. Namma konjam nostalgic feelings la engeyaavathu pavada dhaavani kannula thattu padumaannu paathaa onnum irukkathu. Ellaam kannaadi, jimki, mani, muthu nu keela kedakkara ellaa thundu thukkadaakkala vechu thechcha "fancy" chudidhaar pottuttu ramp walk panni alahu kaattuvaanga.
Aprom, almost ellaarum therinjavangalaa iruppaanga, i mean at least appa amma ku therinjavanga. Oru oramaa othungi nimmathiyaa namakku pudichavangala oru kalai paarvaiyoda paakka kooda mudiyaathu. Aalaalukku maathi maathi "ennappa epdi irukka, enga vela seira..." nu kettu kodaivaanga. Ellaathukkum vazhinjukkitte bathil sollanum. Ellaam aduthu antha appaavi paiyyana maatti vidurathukku thaan. "Sandhosamaa irukkaennaa sollu, aduthu varra nalla muhoorthamaa paathu orey podaa bali potruvom..."
Ithu kooda paravayilla, "Evlo sambaarikkara?" nu innum investigation vera. Haiyo kadavulae, ponnunga kitta vayasa (aamaam periya thangamala ragasiyam... paathaalae theriyum ara kelavi aayachunnu!!!) kekka koodathunnu solra maathiri oru paiyyan kitta salarya thayavu senju kekkaatheenga!!! Ithukku bayanthe neraya per weddings attend panrathae illa. Itha vida koduma ennannaa, salarya kettuttu "Nee padicha padippukku ivlo kammiya thaanaa kedaikkuthu. Enga annan paiyyan unna vida sumaaraa thaan padichaan, aanaa innikku singapore la irukkaan. Nalla salary. Neeyum yen angallaam try panna koodaathu. Venumnaa sollu, naan avan kitta pesi vela ethavathu irukkaannu try panna solren." nu Free Career Counseling vera!!
Innum konja methaavinga apdiyae e-n-g-l-i-s-h (athaanga broken english nu solluvaangalae!!) la pesi kolluvaanga. Etho MBA padichuttengarathukkaaga nammalum athae e-n-g-l-i-s-h la naalu vartha pesittu essaagarathukkulla uyir poidum. Athuvum, ethaavathu central govt employeesaa irunthutta avlo thaan... tholanjom. "In 1978, i think, appo ellaam nee poranthurukka kooda maatta nu nenakkiraen..."
[Ayya, obviously,enga appa amma kalyaname athukkapuram thaan nadanthuthu!!! Btw, ungalukku konjam sumaaraa oru ponnu irukkumae, Chennaila engineering padikkuthae, atha yen koootittu varala, naanum engg padichurukken... ethaavathu doubt, books venumnaa contact panna sollunga.."] ellaam mindla odum, vaaya thoranthu solla mudiyaathu: namma thaan romba mariyathai therinja paiyyanaache!!
Sari paravaayilla da Saravana, vaazhkainaa ipdi naalum irukkum. Athukkunnu nambikkai ilakka koodathu, nambikkai thaan vaazhkai nnu namma manasa thettittu ponaa, Vithi superaa sadugudu vilayaadum. All coz of time and place of birth!!
"Yenga... unga rangekku etho oru eeyamo, pithalaiyo, poosunatho, poosaathatho, athu maathiri irukkarathungala paakka koodathungalaa? Apdi paathaa unga maanathukku yethaavathu izhukku vandhudungalaa?" nu Koundamani kekkara maathiri yetho onnunaalum paravayillannu othukkarathukku namma Royal taste and thanmaanam vittu kudukkaathu. Namma apdiyae Mani Ratnam heroine maathiri illa theduvom.
"Naan epdi irunthaalum paravavilayilla, nee nallaa irukkanum" nu solrathukku artham ithu thaan!!! ;)
Aanaa, 7 1/2 thaan namma koodavae poranthathaachae!!! Dates vaangara rangela (naan heroine callsheet rangeukku sollala... i mean pericham pazham) kooda onnum irukkaathu. Muyarichi udayaar igalchi adayaar... aduthathula paathukkalaam nu seermigu Chennai ku thirumba vendiyathu thaan!
Intha kedu ketta pozhappa pathi ivlo ezhuthittu irukkiyae, unakku vela vetti illiyaa? nu kekkara methaavinga, Stop. One nimit! Ithayum ukkaanthu padikkireengalae ungala vidavaa naan vettiyaa irukken? Sollunga....
4 comments:
hmmm
I had the previlledge hearing the post from the himself " udumallaipettai uddans".Enn perrulaa ippadi oru koodami ullavuthu enna pannrathu..
Unghala enn figure settaghalanu unnghalaaku nalla theriyum.. Dont put all your eggs in one basketnuu sonnagha aathukaaghaa the basket should not be made of eggs!!!
mudhal thadavaya unmayana saravanan !!!!
neenga sollara mathiri... manirathnam pada heroine mathiri yethir pakarappa...avangalum manirathnam pada hero mathiri ethir paapanga...
but oru silara pathathuku appuram namma yethir paarpu thagharnthu poyidum in posiitive side...
annana pola thaan thambi irukkan...
free free!! ponnungalukum indha madhiri ellam prachanai varum ;) evlo kashtapadanum theriyuma? jolly-a edhayum casual-a dress panna mudiyadhu, naalu per varuvanga, adhai mattiko idhai mattiko-nu uyirai edupanga. THis post was hilarious!
Intha post-a naan romba enjoy pannaen. Vettiya veetlathan holiday-le irunthaen:P Thamizh-la ezhuthi irukkeenga. It was very good.
Usha sonna maathiri, ponnungalaiyum kodanji eduthuduvaanunga. Poana thedave, naan hair highlight paani irunthen. Atha paathu sila paer comment adichanungalen, enakku aathira aathirama vanthathu:P
Moreover, my family relatives in India are a bit backward. En ammavukku 15 vayasila kalyanam aachinna paathukongalen. So I'm 19 now. December-la poanappo, en kalyanathe pathi paesa aarambichuttanga. Eventhough your post is funny and sarcastic, it has a lot of painful realities in it. I wish I will never get the chance to visit my relatives again. Phew!
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